The Antichrist

You know its bad when your greatest fear is reformatting. This stuff is really starting to get to my head. Anyway, last night the Antichrist came, and I just knew what he was going to do. He reformatted everything in the world so no one could understand how to fix it anymore. It was horrible. Almost like switching from feet to meters. I don't know how he did it, but I was inconsolable thereafter. I don't remember the second part except the people I saw there who, for their sake, I shall no mention. Sorry the plot line is so short in this one. That's all I have for now.